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I thought Canadians ate bacon.
_Oregon_ is the Beaver State.
Tom

Silly American Tom,
Canadians do eat bacon. We also eat maple syrup. And beavers! Oregon may be the beaver state, but I'll wager there are some mighty fine beavers in every other state too. Don't limit your options so much. And FYI, the beaver is Canada's national symbol.
We are the Beaver Nation! Who's ever heard of eating eagle?

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