illustration by Leopard Queen

A Briefs History
Of Beaver Eating

 

 
The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest was conspired by
Wicked Sunshine + Leopard Queen
leaving Black Rock City 1999 in the Pretty Hate Machine aimed at Las Vegas.
- tails to cum soon -

The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest

Thursday 8:00pm - Gigsville - Burning Man 2000
Presented by Club Seal, the GCBEC was moved and generously hosted at
The Roulette of Punishment for security from the law and letchery.
Security provided by the Skynyrd Enforcers.
photos + video - 30+ groups + cheerleaders - tawdry beaver tails to cum

The GCBEC 1.5

Saturday Afternoon - Burning Flipside 2001 - (Austin, Texas)
photos + video - tawdry beaver tails to cum

The GCBEC Part Deux

Thursday 9:00pm - Project: X - Gigsville - Burning Man 2001: A Beaver Odyssey
Security provided by the Skynyrd Enforcers.
photos + video - 40+ groups + cheerleaders - tawdry beaver tails to cum

The GCBEC Manger Trois

Thursday 9:00pm - Project: X - Gigsville - Burning Man 2002: Floating Up To Our Necks In It
Security provided by the Skynyrd Enforcers.
photos + video - 60+ groups + cheerleaders - tawdry beaver tails to cum

Post GCBEC Cuddle Party

DJ Jainzi + DJ Tokyo Rico (absent DJ Steve 23 slept in)

The GCBEC Fourgy

Thursday 9:00pm - Holisticamp - Gigsville - Burning Man 2003: Quick & Dirty
Live African drumming provided by Tan, DeeZe, Dan (formerly Daphne), and Dr. Ed
Security provided by the Skynyrd Enforcers.
photos + video - 40+ groups + cheerleaders - tawdry beaver tails to cum



The GCBEC was skipped in 2004 for lack of funding, venue, and organization.
The rumour is that beaver was still eaten.


The GCBEC Cinq Or Swim

Thursday 9:00pm - behind The Lost Penguin Cafe - Burning Man 2005: Back For Moresome
(The Lost Penguin was at 5:00 & Esplanade)
Security provided by the Beaver Patrol
photos + video - tawdry beaver tails to cum

Post GCBEC Cuddle Party

DJ's Uncle G + Baby G

The GCBEC Feelin' Sixy

Wednesday 9:00pm - The Rock Star Dinner Tent - Burning Man 2006: Eager Like A Beaver Licker
(The Rock Star Dinner Tent will be at 4:30 and Brave in Black Rock City, Burning Man)
Don't forget your towels or blankets and ID!
Security provided by the Beaver Patrol
photos + video - tawdry beaver tails to cum

Post GCBEC Cuddle Party

DJ's to be announced